War On Drugs: Suck My Cock

We were on up stage, I heard a classic drum fill

Blasting a hundred decibels over the hill

It was getting pretty vile, I asked who it was

A guy in a raincoat shouted back, "They're called 'War On Drugs'!"

It sounded like basic John Fogerty rock

I said this next song's called "The War On Drugs Can Suck My Cock"

Suck my cock, War On Drugs Suck my cock

We were playing a show down in Chapel Hill

To a bunch of drunk hillbillies and it swelled like swill

The microphones didn't work, the staff couldn't give a fuck

The crowd was getting out of hand and I told them all to shut the fuck up

All you rednecks, shut the fuck up

Someone got offended and wrote a piece of crap

Some spoiled bitch, rich kid, blogger brat

And posted some graffiti done by some half-wit

Who thought my actual name was 'Sun Kil Moon', what a dumb shit

Sun Kil Moon, go fuck yourself

I met War On Drugs tonight and they're pretty nice

But their hair's long and greasy, hope they don't have lice

I heard them do their soundcheck; next to The Byrds

They're definitely the whitest band I've ever fucking heard

The whitest band I've ever heard is War On Drugs

"Then there's more!"

Playing the Fillmore tonight and it's sold out

Bridge and tunnel people are people, too, this is their big night out

Smoke a joint with their buddies on their way in their cars

They're going to rock out to some beer commercial guitar

Bridge and tunnel people love 'em some War On Drugs

War On Drugs, suck my cock

War On Drugs, beer commercial rock

War On Drugs, suck my cock

War On Drugs, beer commercial rock

War On Drugs loves Fleetwood Mac

War On Drugs loves Mellencamp

War On Drugs, let's give 'em a cheer

War On Drugs made three albums, took 'em nine fucking years! (Applause)

War On Drugs, suck my cock "Guess it's gonna just fade out..."