Jesus Christ Was An Only Child

Jesus Christ was an only child

Went down to the river

And he drank and smiled

And his dad was oh-so-mad

Should have insured that planet

Before it crashed

Working hard to make internet cash

Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass

I know now what I knew then

But I didn't know then what I know now

Penny found out as her hair was styled

You should hide you kids

While the dogs run wild

Jesus Christ was an only child

Went down to the river

And he drank and smiled

And his dad was oh-so-mad

Should have killed that boy

Before he even had