105

Why the hell we waitin' in line?

A billion cars in front and behind

We're going the way of the dinosaur

And they'll make petrol out of us next time

But everything would be all right

If this coffin that I'm in was a kite

I'd sail on home to my TV set

I'm glad Sopranos are on Sunday night

Hey you in the car in front of me

I've got a message for you

Could you pass it on to

The guy sittin' in the car in front of ya

Ask him to pass it along, too...

If we all drive 25

We're getting nowhere

If we all drive 75

We'll get there faster

If we all drive 105

We'll get to heaven on time

Bumper-to-bumper grumps

All racing to get over the hump

Then we realize what's on the other side

And it's not wonder why we come undone

But I won't let it get me down

I just take a look around

My windshield is a movie screen

And everybody's actin' like a clown

Hey you in the car in front of me

I've got a message for you

Could you pass it on to

The guy sittin' in the car in front of ya

Ask him to pass it along, too...

If we all drive 25

We're getting nowhere

If we all drive 75

We'll get there faster

If we all drive 105

We'll get to heaven on time

And in the endzone, we see a couch

With our TV dinner eyes

So if you see my window rollin' down

I've got a chainsaw for a mouth to cut you down to size

Hey you in the car in front of me

I've got a message for you

Could you pass it on to

The guy sittin' in the car in front of ya

Ask him to pass it along, too...

If we all drive 25

We're getting nowhere

If we all drive 75

We'll get there faster

If we all drive 105

We'll get to heaven on time