My Girl

My girlfriend, she's a 10

She's real tan and she hits the gym

She wears red lingerie to bed

Her daddy's rich and she gives great head

My girlfriend got a big ol' butt (Say what?)

Daisy Dukes with the seams ripped up (Uh huh)

Crazy dudes like to whistle at her

And she looks like a stripper for sure

She likes to shake it

Whether clothes or naked

She dress like a ho but she talk like a lady

But lately, she been acting kinda shady

Coming home late with her make-up looking crazy

Hair messed up, hickies on her neck

I think I see some pussy juice dripping down her leg

I grabbed her by the head,

You know what I said?

I said who you been ridin' in the hood Little Red?

Baby it's not what you think

A couple drinks led to some things

I'm not sure how to tell you this,

I'm a lesbian (Lesbian?)

My girlfriend, she's a 10

She's real tan and she hits the gym

She wears red lingerie to bed

Her daddy's rich and she gives great head

My girlfriend drives a Benz

She got a lotta pretty best friends

They all like to experiment

My girlfriend is a lesbian

Oh my my, oh hell yeah

Baby like to take off her party dress

And it don't stop there (Where)

I walked in on a double-sided dildo love affair

They were bumpin' chairs, dressed in leather

Breathin' heavy, and whippin' each other

They looked at me like their mama just caught 'em

'Cause Johnny Rotten put mah seed up in their Apple Bottom

But then it all got weird

The other chick had a beard

I got scared and ran out of there

Pole vaulted on my dick down the stairs

Tarzan met Jane one day

Then Jane met Janet and moved away

Left Tarzan with nobody.

Sad all day, so he played Sorry.

My girlfriend, she's a 10

She's real tan and she hits the gym

She wears red lingerie to bed

Her daddy's rich and she gives great head

My girlfriend drives a Benz

She got a lotta pretty best friends

They all like to experiment

My girlfriend is a lesbian

My girl is now her girl

Her girl is now her man

Say it in French 'Le Lesbian'

Say it again, 'Le Lesbian'

I like girls who like girls

As long as they like me

But my girl just like girls

And now her girl wants to fight me

Punched in the eye by a girl named Butch

Pushed me in a bush

Stole my kush!

Took me for a fool, took my girl too

Right hook, now I gotta move schools

Nice lookin' with the basketball shoes

Tied tight, every night is ladies night

Wild night when you're dating a dyke

Oh yeah, I guess you gotta do...

My girlfriend, she's a 10

She's real tan and she hits the gym

She wears red lingerie to bed

Her daddy's rich and she gives great head

My girlfriend drives a Benz

She got a lotta pretty best friends

They all like to experiment

My girlfriend is a lesbian