Collect Call

Yeah

Wait a minute

Operator, on the line. I need your help. I got a girl to find

I got her number but I aint got a dime

and I really wanna tell her that its real this time

Yeah

Ill admit, Im a generous degenerate

Got jokes like Degeneres, but this time its cereal

What if I told you I just wanted to hold you?

Im not the old me, youre not the old you

People grow like they're supposed to

We should go be bicostal

Sleep under the stars

Its all undecided till you pick up my call

(Pick up my call, girl)

Please!

Its the middle of the night

and I call your phone

I lost mine so I dial zero and say

Collect, collect call

Collect, collect call

Will you accept my collect call?

Operator, on the line, I really think shes gonna pick up this time

(Sir, you have to stop. I said if you dont we have to call the cops)

I aint stalking

and theres nothing wrong with two people talking but Im out of tokens

Help me

Im broke and lonely

Dont hang up on me

Sittin here waching time move like a snail

Cause its the 3rd time in three years that Im in jail

Im callin you