Pigs (Three Different Ones)

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1. Big man - pig man!

Cha, cha! Charade you are!

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You well heeled big wheel!

Cha, cha! Charade you are!

And when your hand is on your heart

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you're nearly a good laugh

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Almost a joker.

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With your head down in the pig bin

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Saying: Keep on digging!

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Pig stain on your fat chin

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What do you hope to find,

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when you're down in the pig mine?

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You're nearly a laugh

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You're nearly a laugh

But you're really a cry!

2. Bus stop, rat bag

Cha, cha! Charade you are!

You fucked up old hag!

Cha, cha! Charade you are!

You radiate cold shafts of broken glass

You're nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You like the feel of steel

You're hot stuff with a hat pin

and good fun with a hand gun

You're nearly a laugh

You're nearly a laugh

But you're really a cry!

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3. Hey you, Whitehouse!

Cha, cha! Charade you are!

You house proud town mouse!

Cha, cha! Charade you are!

You're trying to keep our feelings of the street

You're nearly a real treat

All tight lips cold feet

And do you feel abused?

... you!

You gotta stem the evil tide

And keep it all on the inside

Mary you're nearly a treat

Mary you're nearly a treat

But you're really a cry!