Warning

Wake up in the morning,

Can't recall a thing you did the night before

Consider that a warning,

Pass the ammunition and praise the Lord

Play it down make a decision,

Do it know don't lose the vision

Better get in motion,

Got to get a plan before it hits the fan.

Big time poser

Real deal closer.

Used to be a pin-up,

Everybody said you were a centrefold

Better get the lead out,

All your scandals gettin' way too old

Move your shoes, head for the river

Make a stand, time to deliver

Silly little devil,

Gonna make the headlines on the evening news.

Big time poser

Real deal closer.

Do another number,

Try to get arrested when the TV's there

Call the paparazzi,

Planets getting warmer gonna ruin your hair

Look behind, check your position

Check your brakes, watch for collision

When the play is over,

Nothing really matters you drop the ball.

Big time poser

Real deal closer.