Let Me Be Your Dog

If you tell me what to do

I could do it quite well

Give detailed desires, I'd be tryin' like hell

You could leave a little clue

I would follow it through

You got to say somethin'

If there's anything you want me to do

Let me be the slave you can faithfully flog

Let me be your dog

I got no way a'knowin' what show is in town

I could be your pacifier

I could be your favorite hound

Just gimme some proof, I'll deliver in style

On a hot tin roof, I'll be burnin' the tiles

Let me be the friend of a friend

Of a stepmother's brother

Of the slave you can faithfully flog

Let me be your dog

Roll me right over, I'll crawl and I'll beg

Casanova rover, bitin' your leg

'Cos what goes around, comes around

Simple as that

You'd be doin' yourself a favor

Cuttin' the crap

Let me be your cross-breed, off the lead

Chasin' my tail

I could make you feel better

Like a cheque in the mail

Like a poll-position for the closin' down sale

Like a hog in a synagogue

Let me be your dog

Call me Rover

Let me be your dog

C'mon baby, I'll be good

Like I know I could

Let me be your dog

Hey baby, please baby

Let me be your dog