Sam

Maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make

About something they hadn't experienced

Possibly Sam had a different opinion

That nobody'd ever considered important

And damn it if Norman and Betty were listening

Somebody would have become a phenomenal

Howling lightning tampering with the

Electrical evidence shown to be relevant

Possibly with the exception of ivory

Everyone else had abandoned the obvious

Chipping away at erroneous garbage

Which definitely is as exciting as pudding

Deliciously spooned from the lap of the Ludicrous

Into the mouths of the questionless idiots

Licking their lips as their eyeballs are rolling

And flapping their tongues as they're losing their marbles

That's the way Sam's played around

That's the way Sam's played

Someone who wasn't related to anyone

Twisted the facts till the truth was apparent

And dished up a dollop of dubious doo-doo

That sparkled like something folks scrambled to swallow

Slipping the rich through the eye of a needle

Is easy as getting a camel to heaven

And granny transgressing had blubbered

A bibful of classified info on Milton's imbroglio

That's the way Sam's played around

That's the way Sam's played

That's the way Sam's played around

That's the way Sam's played

That's the way Sam's played around

That's the way Sam's played

Maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make

About something they hadn't experienced

Possibly Sam had a different opinion

That nobody'd ever considered important

And maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make

About something they hadn't experienced

Possibly Sam had a different opinion

That nobody'd ever considered important