The Fun Lovin' Criminal

One, two, three and I come with the redneck style

because you know I get paid by the mile, like Avis

I pave this, Fast save this, everybody smile. . .

And act gracious

see I rob banks, I pull pranks, sometimes I eat

franks and knishes,best wishes, I'm vicious and here

I am again like CNN. Delivery my friend.

Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal

Yes we bug a lot and my friends is loud and. . .

I'm more freaky than Disco 2000

I scream, I yell, I bark, I bite

I'll hit you with an egg on a hot summer night

I never let the cops get wind of me

I never say die

I never take myself too seriously

Cause everybody knows fat birds don't fly

Stick'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal

Means with the green, murder on your spleen

living in a dream do you know what I mean

goateed indeed, smart like John Steed

I'll steal your girlie and I'll steal your weed

I got so much flavor. . .I always leave you chewin'

I got so many styles you think I'm from the U.N.

I broke into the White House and never got caught

and I'd be Neil Armstrong if I was an astronaut

We're always optimistic about human relations

We've got more friends than my man Peter Gatien

We're always fun loving, so don't start bugging

If your girlie comes up and starts kissing and hugging

Stick'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal