Ordinary Guy

I could understand if he had money

I could understand if he had a nice car

I could understand if he was farming

I could understand if he was some sort of movie star

But he's just a plain old ordinary guy

With a plain old shirt

And a plain old tie

I don't know who you'd thought he'd be

But he won't fight or even disagree

And he doesn't even look a little bit like me

I could understand if he was a dancer

I could understand if that was where it's at

I could understand if this was just temporary

But it doesn't look anything like that

He's just a plain old ordinary guy

With a plain old shirt

And a plain old tie

I don't know who you'd thought he'd be

But he won't fight or even disagree

And he doesn't even look a little bit like me

If this was what you wanted

Why didn't you just say so

He's everything that I'm not

And you don't even know

He's just a plain old ordinary guy

With a plain old shirt

And a plain old tie

I don't know who you'd thought he'd be

But he won't fight or even disagree

And he doesn't even look a little bit like

Not a tiny bit like

He doesn't even look like me