Mrs. Jones

Well

Hello Mrs. Jones

Good neighbor Sam

How are you doing?

While you're working nine to five

Do you know what your kids are doing?

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Youngest debbies' skipping class

Grades so poor she'll barely pass

Oldest roger he's so dear

A pessimist the end is near

The family ties are breaking down

There's not much to do to save them

Tell yourself you'll spend more time

With the kids they'll say forget it

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Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam

Everything you work so hard

You only want the best

You tell yourselves and your friends

They're better than the rest

Don't you know that I feel tone & tons of sorrow

Hey! By the way you got a rake that I can borrow?

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