Too Drunk...

I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time

I quit my job 'cause it gets in the way

I find a party by the ocean, buy the cheapest wine

Called up my friends to come and waste the day

I got a dime bag, corduroys, colored sleeves

And a bindle and some LSD

Now I'm just lookin' for a girl to meet

To help me to forget my name

I could spend my lifetime gettin' high

Never wanna live in a suit and tie

Most of us are just livin' a lie

Tryin' to get fucked up every night

I'm gettin' drunk all night

Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day

Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night

I'm sorry but I have to say

I'm too drunk to fuck

Now the party was jumpin' and the girls were fine

With the lipstick summer glaze

I got so many women comin' after me

I put some pussy on layaway

I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck

And I wouldn't wanna change a thing

Young and dumb and full of cum

With a sugar-loaded candy cane

I could spend my lifetime gettin' high

Never wanna live in a suit and tie

Most of us are just livin' a lie

Tryin' to get fucked up every night

I'm gettin' drunk all night

Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day

Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night

Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day

Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night

Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day

Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night

I'm sorry but I have to say

I'm too drunk to fuck you!

Aw yeah! I'm too drunk to fuck you!

I can't eat, can't sleep and I'm bored as fuck

And the girl I want just walked away

She just found out I'm too drunk to fuck

It looks like I'm not gettin' laid

I could spend my lifetime gettin' high

Never wanna live in a suit and tie

Most of us are just livin' a lie

Tryin' to get fucked up every night

I'm gettin' drunk all night

Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day

Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night

Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day

Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night

Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day

I'm gettin' drunk all night

I'm sorry but I have to say

I'm too drunk to fuck you!

Yeah! No, too drunk to fuck you, ooh!

I'm too drunk to fuck you, somebody, help me!

Lord have mercy, somebody help me

I can't fuckin' breathe, I'm too drunk to fuck!