Too Fat Polka

Oh I don't want her

You can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

Oh I don't want her

You can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat

She's too fat

She's too fat for me

I get dizzy, I get numbo

When I'm dancing

With my jum, jum jumbo

I don't want her

You can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

Oh I don't want her

You can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat

She's too fat

She's too fat for me

She's a twosome

She's a foursome

If she'd lose some

I would like her more some

I don't want her

You can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

Oh I don't want her

You can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat

She's too fat

She's too fat for me

Can she prance up a hill?

No, no, no, no, no

Can she dance a quadrille?

No, no, no, no, no

Does she fit in my coupe?

By herself she's a brute

Could she possibly

Sit upon my knee?

No, no, no

Oh I don't want her

You can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

Oh I don't want her

You can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat

Much too fat

She's too fat for me

She's too fat

Much too fat

She's too fat for me