V Card (Not Nuthin')

I want my first time to be

With someone who loved me

I want the second one, for fun

To be for lust, just because

I want the third time to be for money

And the fourth, it should be for fame

I want the fifth time to be a baptism

In his name

But when I telegraph a kiss

You want to laugh and take the piss

Yeah, I've got thick skin

But it's not nothin'

You always treat me like a kid

You go "Let's not and say we did"

I want to get the girls to listen

I've been practicing my kissin'

I want the last time to be

With you and you only

I left a voicemail today, hit play

I took up side A of the tape

I said stop living like there's a heaven

Please, come over and kiss my now

I've known you far too long

Pick up the phone

Don't be so proud

But when I telegraph a kiss

You want to laugh and take the piss

Yeah, I've got thick skin

But it's not nothin'

You always treat me like a kid

You go "Let's not and say we did"

I want to get the boys to listen

I've been practicing my kissin'

Kiss

Ki-kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Ki-kiss

Kiss