Paperback Writer

*: Paperback writer.

1. Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book

it took me years to write will you take a look

based on a novel by a man named Lear

and I need a job so I want to be a paperback writer

paperback writer.

2. It's the dirty story of a dirty man

and his clinging wife doesn't understand

his son is working for the Daily Mail

it's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer

paperback writer.

*: Paperback writer.

3. It's a thousand pages give or take a few

I'll be writing more in a week or two

I can make it longer if you like the style

I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer

paperback writer.

4. If you really like it you can have the rights

it could make a million for you overnight

if you must return it you can send it here

but I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer

paperback writer.

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